rifftrax:

kwmurphy:

Rifftrax Live: A N A C O N D A. How can we not? How can we not?!?!
John Voight. J-Lo. Ice Cube. Owen Wilson (?)(!). Danny Friggin’ Trejo. Kari Wurherhurer. Eric Stoltz. This reptilian wonder is studded with more stars than a pair of Tom of Finland chaps. And with your help we’re going to riff it, live and nationwide, on October 30th, just in time for Halloween Eve. 
Believe me, we’re overwhelmed and grateful that you’ve supported our Kickstarters so generously. We’re now getting titles we never dreamed we’d get just a few years ago. This is our first stretch goal, and we don’t take it lightly. Acquiring these films for even one night of riffing is shockingly expensive, so we come to to you folks and humbly assert that this year’s live shows are going to be crazy fun, for us and for you.
So if you can throw in, that will be - and I almost never use this adjective- awesome. And if you can’t, we’ll love you no less.
-kwm

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/rifftrax/rifftrax-wants-to-riff-godzilla-live-in-theaters-n

rifftrax:

kwmurphy:

Rifftrax Live: A N A C O N D A. How can we not? How can we not?!?!

John Voight. J-Lo. Ice Cube. Owen Wilson (?)(!). Danny Friggin’ Trejo. Kari Wurherhurer. Eric Stoltz. This reptilian wonder is studded with more stars than a pair of Tom of Finland chaps. And with your help we’re going to riff it, live and nationwide, on October 30th, just in time for Halloween Eve. 

Believe me, we’re overwhelmed and grateful that you’ve supported our Kickstarters so generously. We’re now getting titles we never dreamed we’d get just a few years ago. This is our first stretch goal, and we don’t take it lightly. Acquiring these films for even one night of riffing is shockingly expensive, so we come to to you folks and humbly assert that this year’s live shows are going to be crazy fun, for us and for you.

So if you can throw in, that will be - and I almost never use this adjective- awesome. And if you can’t, we’ll love you no less.

-kwm

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/rifftrax/rifftrax-wants-to-riff-godzilla-live-in-theaters-n

kwmurphy:

Our latest feature: ZINDY THE SWAMP BOY.  Perhaps the strangest movie ever made about a young boy who lives in the jungle with his guilt-ridden grandpa and a thoroughly annoying chimpanzee.
This is the third installment in our Rene Cardona Jr Collection, and the weirdest movie since our last installment in the Rene Cardona Jr Collection.  Also is it funny as Hell, and I highly encourage you to buy it - far more than I encouraged anybody to buy our riff of COOL AS ICE by a factor of about twelve.  
And you will not believe the ending - the best ending since Psycho II.  Enjoy! And remember to take your Chloroquine. 

Whatever it reveals about me, and it’s probably not in the positive column, I loved “Zindy”. The ending is everything I could have hope for.

kwmurphy:

Our latest feature: ZINDY THE SWAMP BOY.  Perhaps the strangest movie ever made about a young boy who lives in the jungle with his guilt-ridden grandpa and a thoroughly annoying chimpanzee.

This is the third installment in our Rene Cardona Jr Collection, and the weirdest movie since our last installment in the Rene Cardona Jr Collection.  Also is it funny as Hell, and I highly encourage you to buy it - far more than I encouraged anybody to buy our riff of COOL AS ICE by a factor of about twelve.  

And you will not believe the ending - the best ending since Psycho II.  Enjoy! And remember to take your Chloroquine. 

Whatever it reveals about me, and it’s probably not in the positive column, I loved “Zindy”. The ending is everything I could have hope for.

televandalist:

Rifftrax - Godzilla ‘98
billcorbett:

Our live version will RESTORE 100% of the Matthew Broderick.
rifftrax:

"Brilliant" via @AdamFrazier
RiffTrax Live: GODZILLA coming 8/14/14
"Godzilla - Now with 100% less Matthew Broderick"

billcorbett:

Our live version will RESTORE 100% of the Matthew Broderick.

rifftrax:

"Brilliant" via @AdamFrazier

RiffTrax Live: GODZILLA coming 8/14/14

"Godzilla - Now with 100% less Matthew Broderick"

rifftrax:

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billcorbett:

Corn is a type of grass.

Re: the many times I am asked “Is corn grass?” because of this RiffTrax short.

If this means nothing to you, I understand! Move on with your life and pretend this never happened, it’s best for EVERYONE.

But if you once asked, are asking now,…


crochetallthethings:

Gift for onnawufei
Quote is from the Rifftrax short “Setting up a room” which is hilarious and everyone should watch it.
Pattern is my own.

http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/setting-up-room

crochetallthethings:

Gift for onnawufei

Quote is from the Rifftrax short “Setting up a room” which is hilarious and everyone should watch it.

Pattern is my own.

http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/setting-up-room

Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there! (Except for Shaft, ‘cause that cat is one baaad mother.)

Rifftrax | The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn — Part 2 (2012)

The whole “shave like your grandpa” trend is especially hard on me, as my grandpa was a lunatic who often shaved with a frozen porcupine.

rifftrax:

Bruce Lee ain’t nuthin’ to f#@% with.
http://www.rifftrax.com/video/fist-fury

rifftrax:

Bruce Lee ain’t nuthin’ to f#@% with.

http://www.rifftrax.com/video/fist-fury