Ladies and gentlemen, We at Rifftrax take great pleasure in presenting The Norman Collection.
Three short films. Three different facets of a gem. The blandest, unluckiest, most existentially lost gem ever cut by the hand of the Divine Jeweler.
Available individually, but once you have a taste of the man, a taste that would make a slice of Bimbo bread left out on the counter for a month resemble ambrosia, we believe you won’t be able to stop at one.
If you have not already, you will come to know and love the Norman Groan, a guttural emission so heavily soaked in the despair that hides in the darkest corners of our being that if you were not laughing so hard your soul might actually escape.
He is nude in one of them. Two of them involve toilets.
And the ethereally haunting Welcome Back Norman.
The Norman Collection. You are most welcome.
I’m going to make a high-budget 3D action movie where there’s an expedition originating from the state of Kansas that goes into deep space. The first line is “We’re not in Kansas anymore, people!” and then the rest of the movie is just other characters coming in to explain that because of rapidly shifting geo-political changes they are, in fact, still in Kansas.
Just two and half hours of guys with documents trying to convince him of that.
Stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 riff NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD in select theaters Thursday only! Tickets are selling fast, so get yours before it’s too late! (Be sure to arrive to the theater early to catch our hilarious pre-show “trivia!”)
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(Canada too! http://bit.ly/NLDCanada)
RiffTrax GIFs: Cool as Ice
Yes, it’s back to the famous gentle rolling hills and remote forest cabins of Gotham City for another installment of this classic superhero serial! Picking up immediately after Robin’s Wild Ride (there was no wild ride) we’re thrown right back into the action when Batman gets trapped in Batman Trapped! Okay, he doesn’t really get trapped, per se, but we do get to see the Caped Crusader climb a gentle incline with great difficulty! And it takes a while! He seems pretty tired!
The mysterious Wizard and his squad of gangsters (except for Gabe, who spends this episode offscreen picking up Gatorades for the gangsters’ weekly pickup basketball game, he’s such a thoughtful guy) are still at it, kidnapping various scientist types and stealing various science-type things. What’s their endgame? Nobody’s quite sure, including the World’s Greatest Detective and the people who wrote this serial!
Get Trapped with Mike, Kevin, and Bill!